The Phantom Manufacturing Co.

Salaam English and all from the United States of Great Britain. I am ambassador of my country for Istambul and the West. I have great interest in this machine and hope that we may share knowledge of technology for greater good of all. I cannot yet see how this machine would function in a superior manner to a stallion though I await edification.

Please post more pictures in particular of the engine and gearbox.

My Dear Sir,
We welcome you and thank you for your cherished approval. I must say that hearing of your appreciation of the Flemish brought a tear to the eye of Mrs. Ramsbottom. For it was in that area where she lost here life's love during the Great War. I think though sad, she appreciates the moments when her memory is brought back to her long-lost beau...
We are glad to hear we have met up with another discerning gentleman and we hope that our efforts live up to your standards. As mentioned elsewhere, the details of each Phantom EG are determined by the tastes and physical attributes of each client. For instance, we have just received a commission from a gentleman from the far reaches of the orient, who has ordered an EG with an in-line, four cylinder motor. the challenge in this commission is that the client has a rather short reach, yet the motor is quite long. But we have an ingenious plan in mind that will allow for an aggressive, but relatively comfortable posture for our latest client.
It is interesting that you mention engraving as this is something that interests us significantly. In fact, Titus has undertaken an evening course as an apprentice with a local master of the art. We are hoping that one day his abilities might allow us to include that art form within our existing repertoire.

Hazzaah!
Greetings from the rather large bottom of the planet and its outlying antipodean colonies.

While I salute and respect your fascination with this rather spiffy twice-wheeled combustulatronic buffoonery, my own inclinations lie in the direction of rather more direct and absolute disintegration. Dr Grordbort's Infallible Aether Oscillators are unsurpassed for applications as diametrically opposed as instigating havoc on Venus or fighting the good fight against the pesky and utterly intolerable Moon Men.

The Unnatural Selector, The FMOM Wave Disrupter, the Manmelter 3600zx, the mighty Goliathon 83 and the sweet Victorious Mongoose can all be found on the External Electric Web at www.drgrordborts.com

I wish for you a most enjoyable time rummaging through our wares. And rest assured - our steamers will reach your expedition wherever you may journey!

Aloysius Swank,
C.D.U.P.

Good day to you sirs,

I stumbled upon your most splendid website whilst a little worse for wear - recovering from one too many sherbets with Squiffy, Harris and Strangelybrown.  We were all jolly impressed with your motorcycle let me tell you.  Unfortunately Father has me on quite a tight allowance following the incident with Dolores Tittenger and that mad Baron Schlockgruber, so I probably won't be able to stretch to getting one of your fine machines just yet. I will be periodically checking in though just to see if Erasmus and those mortal facilitator chaps have produced anything else of beauty.

TTFN....